Something always happens and my current gynecologist moves away or breaks up the practice and moves next door. I decided to stay at the current location and see the other doctor. Everyone seems to really like him, so why not.
He came in and introduced himself and we talked about why I was there, besides the obvious reasons. I got undressed and under the "sheet". I have no idea why it makes us as women feel less naked, because he's going to be up in the middle of our goods anyway. I've recently received my 3rd laser hair removal treatment in the area to be examined or you might say the whole area to be examined. No hair, yes, it was like trying to put a helmet on a lion during swim suit season, so it had to go.
I'm awaiting the exam to start and I hear the doc ask from the cavern of the paper sheet, "Well I just have to ask?" My mind immediately went into overdrive....I believe there was a uh-oh thought and I just took a bath thought, but surely he has seen a naked mole rat before. After getting myself all worked up in approximately 1.2 nano seconds he ends the question with "What happened to your leg?" What a relief.....I have a really bad bruise on the inside of my right knee. I keep running into my new bed.
I never like these types of exams, so when he said, "all finished", I don't know if I flinched or what, but it was followed by, "ok, you gonna have to give me my speculum back". "Whoops, sorry!", I mumbled.
posted by Sarah @ 11:38 AM
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