Friday, July 28, 2006

My trip to the gynecologist. I know, your already intrigued at the story line. For some reason I go through gynecologists like I go through a loaf of bread. For those of you who have no idea how much I love bread...then you should know that if you want any and we are at dinner then you should get it before I devour it.

Something always happens and my current gynecologist moves away or breaks up the practice and moves next door. I decided to stay at the current location and see the other doctor. Everyone seems to really like him, so why not.

He came in and introduced himself and we talked about why I was there, besides the obvious reasons. I got undressed and under the "sheet". I have no idea why it makes us as women feel less naked, because he's going to be up in the middle of our goods anyway. I've recently received my 3rd laser hair removal treatment in the area to be examined or you might say the whole area to be examined. No hair, yes, it was like trying to put a helmet on a lion during swim suit season, so it had to go.

I'm awaiting the exam to start and I hear the doc ask from the cavern of the paper sheet, "Well I just have to ask?" My mind immediately went into overdrive....I believe there was a uh-oh thought and I just took a bath thought, but surely he has seen a naked mole rat before. After getting myself all worked up in approximately 1.2 nano seconds he ends the question with "What happened to your leg?" What a relief.....I have a really bad bruise on the inside of my right knee. I keep running into my new bed.

I never like these types of exams, so when he said, "all finished", I don't know if I flinched or what, but it was followed by, "ok, you gonna have to give me my speculum back". "Whoops, sorry!", I mumbled.

Thursday, July 13, 2006


Stop driving slow in the fast lane.....please....don't make me come around you.

So You Think You Can Dance......a great show with great talent.....may favorite guy is Benji. Check him out next Wednesday night on Fox. He can dance, but his personality is great, goofy and funloving. VOTE FOR BENJI!!!!!!!!!

I'm on a mission to put some fun in my life and I'm going to be dragging my bestfriend with me. She needs some too, lol, literally! HA!

Please enjoy the hotness to the left..............What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

Thank you Getty Images and please let me to continue to enjoy the pics.

Sincerely

Your Future Nascar VP

Friday, July 07, 2006


I'm RANTING tonight!!!!

I know this is an older picture, but I can't get enough of it. It's makes my night better!

Stressed out and needing that support I don't have. It would nice to have a significant other that I could lean on right now, but it's just something I don't have.

I get soooo frustrated. I've been talking to this guy for like 4 years..no seriously..a little over 4 years. He always says why are you scared of me....I'm not scared of him, he gets on my nerves and there is no way I could have a relationship with him. I think I just like to argue with him, lol.

I can't stand Erin Crocker......#1 she's having an affair with the boss and possibly that lead to Evernhams separation from his wife Mary. It's pretty funny that Jeremy Mayfield made the statement today that Ray is never around anymore....I wonder way. He's always with Erin. I just seen him on TV in Kentucky with Miss Crock O Shit and it's funny they had the camera on them and she handed him her water and walked off to go do an interview. Now how many drivers have you ever seen hand their drink to their boss, when they have PR people that normally do that stuff. I say this because no one will write about this affair because it would then prohibit their access to Ray. Who cares......she is giving a bad name to women who want to race. I've said it before, but she has yet to impress me and I'm not being judgmental because she is a woman in racing. I wouldn't mind racing...to bad I couldn't have gotten started in something like that at a young age. I like Danica Patrick, she's amazing, and I think she would make an awesome racer in NASCAR.




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